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There were 3 guys who were roofers sitting on the roof of there latest job. they where on their lunch break and they all grabbed thier lunchboxes. The first guy takes his lunch box and says "If i open this lunch box and its leftover Spaghetti again im going to jump off this roof and kill myself! I eat spaghetti EVERY single day! And im sick of it!" So he opens his lunch and lo and behold its spaghetti, so he jumps off the roof and dies.
The second guy grabs his lunchbox and says " If i open this lunchbox and its a salad im going to jump off this roof too, I eat salad EVERY single day and im completely sick of it! so he opens his lunch and that is exactly what it is, so he jumps off the roof and dies.
The third guy grabs his lunchbox and says " If i open this lunch box and it is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich again im going to jump off this roof and kill myself! I eat peanut butter and jelly EVERY single day! and im sick of it!" so the third guy opens his lunch and
that si exactly what it was, so he jumped off the roof and died….
A few days later and the roof workers funeral the 3 wives stood together the first guys wife said " If i only knew he hated eating leftover spaghetti!! he never told me! If i knew i would have made him something different." the second guys wife said " yea, same here, if i knew my husband hated salad so much i wouldnt have made it for him." the third guys wife said " Well you cant blame me, my husband packed his own lunch!"
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Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your place Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?" The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even.
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BEIJING - A Chinese court has jailed a farmer for 13 years for trading in state-protected swans and their meat, Xinhua news agency reported Friday.
Zhang Yuelin, 48, from the northern province of Henan, had bought 38 dead swans and one kg of swan meat late last year, the agency said. He was also fined 50,000 yuan ($6,500).
“Zhang plucked the dead swans and hid them in the backyard of his house,” it said, adding that he sold the bodies of the birds and received 3,000 yuan.
The report did not say whether Zhang had killed the birds.
“Zhang’s case is very serious and should be punished accordingly,” the court ruling was quoted as saying.
China, not known for strict protection of animal rights, nevertheless has stringent rules protecting its endangered species. In 2003, a farmer from Sichuan was jailed for 14 years for killing a panda and selling its …
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