The anchor was talking about a robbery at a bakery and he said "A passerby stopped the robber before he could get away with any dough." I don't even think he realized what he said. . . Punbelievable! Have you ever tried to jack any dough from a bakery??
Dogcrazy- Do you think the robber was just after money then? I guess that would make more sense. What would he do with actual dough??

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KEWASKUM, Wis. - Police Chief Richard Knoebel says he wasn’t about to take the easy way out when he accidentally drove past a stopped school bus with its emergency lights flashing.

For violating traffic laws, Knoebel wrote himself a ticket for $235, docked himself four points on his driving record and paid the fine the next day.

It happened in September but didn’t make news until after the fine appeared in court records and was reported by a West Bend newspaper.

Knoebel says he doesn’t mind getting the belated attention, if it serves to raise awareness.

“If it brings notice to people that they should be stopping for school buses, I don’t mind the notoriety,” he said.

He said he was on patrol on four-lane U.S. 45 when he was distracted by a stopped dump truck. He saw a car coming from behind and thought it might hit the truck, …

What is the funniest news story headline you have ever read? It can be a funny classified ad too…

Whoever makes me laugh the hardest gets the ten points.

ok! heres how it goes.
tell me ur good news or ur bad news!
the person who gets best answer will either answer the question with rele good new, rele bad news, or news that will make me laugh.

My friends and i like to make fake news shows but we can never find anything funny to be in the news. Has anyone ever heard anything absolutely crazy….it can be real OR fake.

I know that people's lives are affected by the weather but what else is going on in this country the UK? Can somebody make up or tell something true please that is happy to be received. Thank you

Does anyone know of any funny news stories regarding religion?

IOWA CITY, Iowa — Banks are great places to leave valuables, like jewelry, birth certificates, cash — and pot.

Adrian Hilton, 26, was accused of depositing a marijuana stash in a Pizza Pit deposit bag and slipping the bundle into a night deposit box at American Bank and Trust last fall.

According to a criminal complaint, Hilton, a delivery driver for Pizza Pit, admitted the marijuana was his and that he had inadvertently deposit it.

Hilton was charged with possession of marijuana, but Assistant Johnson County Attorney David Tiffany said he would ask a judge to dismiss the charge since a bank teller gave the marijuana back to Hilton when he returned to the bank the next day.

“The bank teller gave the marijuana back to him so we didn’t have any evidence,” Tiffany said. “She was smart enough to call police, but then she gave it back to …